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Aries - God of War
Aries God of War is the God of War  (I dare you to tell him he is not). He is The Deadites head of security (and worth every penny). He also acts as thier stage manager (he is the only on who can keep them in line). He held the NCW World Heavyweight Title for one minute before he renunced it (he claimed to be his goal was to humiliate Joey Tron not win the belt from him). He is the only man in wrestling history to break free of the Executioners Lullaby (Dynamo’s feared rear naked choke). He has settled down and is married to Mistress X (the only one who can keep HIM in line)

His son "Andy X" is in line to be the new God of War

Eyes: scary
Hair: afraid to look
Height: ungodly tall
Weight: yeah right! you go ask him
Age: see last answer




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I'm friggin' pissed! 

 

Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


 

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