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Samurai Jackass
Samurai Jackass
Location: The Batcave
Special Powers: *Master of all weapons purchased at Flea Markets
*Able to hack wrestling videogames to give himself the upperhand
*Can tell asian people apart
Favorite Movie: Yojimbo
Monsters Killed: 20-100
Good Looking?: Extremely
Favorite Deadite: Oracle
IQ: 131+
Note: I'm pretty good with a bo-staff
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Last Online 05/29/2007 09:42:58

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I'm friggin' pissed! 


Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 


I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".




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