2007 Turtle Boy Music Awards

We like to call our musical experiments "pop music."

Would a baby bottle full of liquor make you guys less cranky?
A baby full of liquor would — that would be hilarious.

What dinosaur does your band's sound most resemble?
The Terrordactyl.

Don't you think the world would be a better place with more multiple-seater bicycles?
How can you even think of something so ridiculous when the world is being slowly overrun by zombies?

In the Nine Circles of Hell, where does Sammy Hagar fall?
Isn't Sammy Hagar the marionette that David Lee Roth used to do shows with?

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