donna matrix™...baroness of bondage

ethan magloofabitz™...polishnesian powerhouse

silica™...time traveling technophile

tiny wight™...martial arts menace

the vigilante™...hit man from the homeland

dynamo habeeb™...innovator of inebriation

banded together to stomp out evil in all its forms. they are the dead, they are the rad, they are the funky, they are the deadites.

Hey cats and kittens, this is dynamo habeeb bringing you this month's newsletter. I'm sitting here relaxing at my summer home here on zombie lake gearing up for one of the coolest nights of all summer. listen up all my underage ghoulies. not a day goes by when i don't get a letter asking when the deadites are going to return to the world of all ages performance. well get ready to dance kids, cause the time is now. tuesday night, june 26th, at the lucky dog music hall, 89 green st. in beautiful Necronomicon, Massachusetts.

doors open at 7pm ALL AGES. that's right, you heard me, all ages. this is the show you've been waiting for and we couldn't be more excited for it. to help celebrate this big night we've imported our good friends from providence, punk band extraordinaire wedgie (of course it goes without saying that all worcester bands suck like eric godin on prom night). we thought wedgie was the perfect choice to help celebrate our big all ages return.

also on hand will be two cruddy bands that we really don't care about. so be there, get there early, because as always, who knows what will go down.

in other news, vigilante just informed me that he "accidentally" set loose a rare breed of homeland mosquito that turns the victim of its bite into weremosquitoes. so be alert for those. for those of you who'll be in the bombay area, Ethan, Silica and Donna Matrix will be on hand at the super bombay bookstore for a signing of Ms. Matrix's new book, "fifty ways to maim you lover". and lastly, Tiny Wight will soon be returning to the orient to defend his ncw world heavyweight title against the super-evil casanova fish-wielding sensation iluvya 2 pieces. so we hope to see you all there.

well, till next time (which damn well be next tuesday june 26th at the lucky dog music hall).

keep the bullets flying and the bar stocked

dynamo habeeb

june 18 2001, zombie lake

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