An invaluable compendium of tips from one of the greatest monster-hunting legends of all time written with the explicit intent of preventing up and coming slayers from remaining or becoming ignorant a**holes.

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Hi folks, Tiny Wight here with another monster hunting tip to add to your knowledge base.
It is a commonly accepted fact among monster hunters that garlic is not an effective vampire deterrent. After years of research I believe I've finally uncovered the origins of this myth. In generations past, when vampires and vampirism were more widespread and their existence was more commonly acknowledged and journaled, many observers noted that an attacking vampire would shy away from people known for their affinity for garlic! How weird? |
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"Werewolf bites hurt, they burn, and without proper surgical or mystical treatment you will turn you into a rabid hell beast at the next full moon. |
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 Ceci n'est pas un stake You idiot! I said stake, not steak! Even if we got that thick, juicy sirloin through his heart, it wouldn’t stop him! In the future, when I say “stake”… I mean a goddamned wooden stake. Now you know. And knowing is better that being an ignorant, useless a**hole. |
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