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Treating a Werewolf Bite
Written by Tiny Wight   
"Werewolf bites hurt, they burn, and without proper surgical or mystical treatment you will turn you into a rabid hell beast at the next full moon.

Werewolf
Werewolf
Even after said treatments, your scar will itch and burn for many months after. No over-the-counter medicine will curb your agony, but I have found there's one thing that will, cut a lemon in half, squeeze the rind tightly, and rub it into the infected area. It will burn for a moment, but by nightfall you will be well again. You see kids sometimes its the home remedies that are better than over-the-counter, and now you know, and knowing is better than being an ignorant asshole.

Bonus Tiny Wight Poem: 

You're Going To Die Werewolf




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Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

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