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Bobert J. Costas
Bobert J. Costas Bobert J. Costas
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| Location: | Upton, MA |
| Special Powers: | Ability to create and destroy entire worlds within the confines of my psyche; ability to compress and manipulate pockets of air to such a degree that I create seemingly invisible "wind razords" which I use to slash and rend my enemies; posessor of the almighty MANBOOBS OF DARK FURY, which allow me to lull any being into a stupor by means of sexual hypnotism. |
| Favorite Movie: | Edward Scissorhands |
| Monsters Killed: | 101-500 |
| Good Looking?: | No |
| IQ: | 131+ |
| Website: | www.myspace.com/boringboy |
| Favorite Pastime: | Playing in SLITSTITCH. |
| Shows Seen: | 6-10 |
| Note: | Although I happen to be monster myself, I have taken a secret vow to hunt down and slaughter my own kind; only that way can I be truly unique. However, since I still AM a monster, I might have the sudden urge to bite you. Don't blame me - just because I'm doing my part to obliterate the monster community from the inside out, it doesn't put me in a higher moral standing! HAHAHA!!! |
| Hits | 225 |
| Online Status | OFFLINE |
| Last Online | 06/19/2007 02:33:25 |
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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