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12-Gauge Calhoun
12-Gauge Calhoun
Location: Southern North Necronomicon
Special Powers: Itchy trigger finger,
Immune to psionic attacks
Monsters Killed: 101-500
Good Looking?: Extremely
IQ: 131+
Hits 2372
Online Status OFFLINE
Last Online 08/27/2007 23:30:29

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I'm friggin' pissed! 


Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 


I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".




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