|Location:||Between Heaven and Hell.|
|Special Powers:||Necromancy, vast occult knowledge, astral plane travel, scathing sarcasm, alcohol consumption.|
|Favorite Movie:||Faces of Death 1 - 4|
|Favorite Pastime:||An impromptu dinner party with the ghosts of Vlad Tepes, Edward Kelley, King Solomon, and Aleister Crowley.|
|Note:||How can a demonologist who summons the dead be a "good guy"? We're not sure either! But as long as we buy this guy drinks, he kills monsters for us.|
|Last Online||10/18/2007 13:37:54|
I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".