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Paul Daley
Paul Daley
Location: Massachusetts
Special Powers: I can kill people just by touching them. Can't get much cooler then that
Favorite Movie: Braveheart
Monsters Killed: 500+
Good Looking?: Extremely
IQ: 131+
 
Hits 2016
Online Status OFFLINE
Last Online 09/17/2007 18:07:13

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I'm friggin' pissed! 

 

Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


 

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Jinx Jubilee
Special Powers:: - Transforming: When aggravated, Jinx turns into the carnivorous dinosaur of his choice. - Confusion: Jinx can get so confused that he will baffle you and cause you to tip over. - Rampage (only used when transformation would be inappropriate, like at comic book store or his mom's house): Jinx Jubilee gets wicked mad when people make fun of good movies (like if their trying to be a jerk or something), especially low budget horror movies. He's not very strong, but he could probably sever your head if you made fun his favorite movies. * When in dire circumstances, Jubilee will lie like a terd-burgling pooch and use unnecessary amounts of sarcasm, this does not always (or usually) withdraw him from those dire circumstances.

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