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Jonnie Jerko
Jonnie Jerko
Special Powers: Summon giant spiders to my aid; tear the intact skeletons out of my enemies' quivering bodies; produce farts so caustic they can melt hope; make decaf coffee taste delicious; vomit forth a magickal cat named Hairball to fight by my side; all kinds of voodoo shit you don't even wanna know about, fool.
Favorite Movie: Superfuzz
Monsters Killed: 500+
Good Looking?: Extremely
IQ: 131+
Note: Yvonne De Carlo? Did it.
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Online Status OFFLINE
Last Online 12/31/2007 10:45:56

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I'm friggin' pissed! 


Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 


I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".




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