THE DEADITES’ THIRTEENTH ANNUAL HALLOWEEN BASH AT NECRONOMICON, MA’S “THE LUCKY DOG”!

Reportedly, it took a great deal of money, blackmail, and three happy-ending back rubs, but on October 29th, The Deadites will return to The Lucky Dog with a show that’s so good, it’s illegal fifty-five states.

“I never thought we’d be going back to that dump. The stuff that that slimebag Godin gets away with… He should be locked up forever with the key to his cell shoved sideways up his ass. Bill Luft, however, is a prince among men. That’s pretty much what opened up the negotiations,” said Deadites’ Tiny Wight from his Manhattan Penthouse.

When asked about just how much money it took to lure them back, the ever-vocal Dynamo had this to say:

“How much payola? Ask me no questions, I’ll tell ya no lies. I said, B. Luff, if you got the money, baby, I got the time. If you got the honeys, mista, I’ll sling some rhymes.”

At that the normally jovial Habeeb grew dark. “Godin, let me speak on our relationship in public. I have wined and dined with kings and queens, and slept in alleys, and ate pork n’ beans, but in a hundred years, I ain’t never met anyone who I wanna hurt as bad as you. I’m warning you, baby, this ends here.”

As if The Deadites live show and the promise of Lucky Dog owner Erick Godin’s untimely demise weren’t enough, The Dead, The Rad, and The Funky will be joined on stage by the astounding Campaign For Real Time, and synth-wizards Westward Trail.

Now how much would you pay?! Don’t answer yet, because we’re not through! Just by purchasing your ticket for this event you will be entered in a drawing to win a custom-engraved 2gb Deadites’ iPod Nano! How can The Deadites just give away the most desired gadget around, retailing for nearly $200? They do it because they love you.

A chance to win a 2gb iPod Nano, the annual costume contest, creepy door prizes, dancing, The Deadites, and a goat sacrifice*!?

All signs indicate a sellout show, so be sure to pre-purchase your tickets from www.ticketweb.com!

This just in! The time-traveling technophile Silica has just returned from a brief excursion to The Deadites’ moon headquarters/casino in the year 2035 to report that the Lucky Dog Music Hall show will indeed sell out, so please act quickly!

The Oracle says, “I foresee that any who miss The Deadites’ one-of-a-kind performance on October 29th at The Lucky Dog Music Hall will be plagued by a deep sense of having missed out on something remarkable and will also have a 30-45% chance of experiencing a genital rash of biblical proportions.”

The Lucky Dog Music Hall is located at 89 Green Street in Worcester (Necronomicon), MA.

For more information, visit www.luckydogmusic.com

* Subject to availability.

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