Monster Hunting
Tiny Wight Monster Hunting Tips
Treating a Werewolf Bite | Treating a Werewolf Bite |
| Written by Tiny Wight | |
"Werewolf bites hurt, they burn, and without proper surgical or mystical treatment you will turn you into a rabid hell beast at the next full moon.
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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